A tree crew. A scenic lot. A stray cat problem. One solution.
The crew is here to take down every mature tree on the old lady's lot. As limbs come off,
the strays living in the trees and bushes scatter and hide under whatever they can find.
Your job: get them into the wood chipper before the crew finishes the job.
The chipper only takes cats when it isn't busy chewing branches — watch the intake light.
WASD move · SHIFT sprint
HOLD RMB catch cats (click = snag airborne) · LMB wind up → YEET
MIDDLE MOUSE hold = KICK (field goal = 3x!) · E interact
Q release dogs / whistle them to you · CTRL crouch · X prone
1–4 switch tools · M mute
TIP the crew early = idle chipper
Search the shed & car for tools
Chip 3 cats to unlock the pellet gun
Catch what the old lady throws at you
Serve iced tea = crew break = free chipper
LEFT PAD move — push to the rim to sprint
DRAG THE SCREEN to look around
YEET tap = grab · hold = wind up, release = throw
CATCH hold to catch cats (tap = mid-air snag)
🦵 hold = KICK (field goal = 3x!) · E interact
🐕 release/whistle dogs · 🧍 stand/crouch/prone
Tap the toolbar to switch tools
MASH THE SCREEN if the chipper grabs you
LS move · L3 sprint · RS look
HOLD LT catch cats (tap = snag airborne) · RT wind up → YEET
RB hold = KICK (field goal = 3x!) · A interact
Y release dogs / whistle them to you · B crouch · hold = prone
D-PAD / LB switch tools · VIEW mute · MENU pause
TIP the crew early = idle chipper
Search the shed & car for tools
Chip 3 cats to unlock the pellet gun
Catch what the old lady throws at you
MASH ANY BUTTON if the chipper grabs you
★ NEW BEST ★
Cartoon dark comedy — no real cats were harmed, several fictional ones extremely were.
TIP the crew early (E) for a hot idle chipper · Serve iced tea to the crew for a free chipper · Chip 3 cats to unlock the pellet gun · Catch what the old lady throws (E) · Smash the dog-run lock, then Q to release the dogs · Watch the intake lamp — green means feed a cat · TIP the crew early (E) for a hot idle chipper · Serve iced tea to the crew for a free chipper · Chip 3 cats to unlock the pellet gun · Catch what the old lady throws (E) ·